"Step One: Tell a meddlesome female friend about the playbook. Step Two: Run play on one of her coworkers, making her so angry she steals the playbook. Step Three: Put on a SCUBA suit and tell her you’re going to do one more scam, called ‘The SCUBA Diver,’ on the hot girl standing by the bar. Your friend - let’s call her Lily - goes and talks to the girl, and tells her everything about the playbook. Now, here’s where it gets tricky. When Lily and the girl ask what ‘The SCUBA Diver’ is, take off your mask; give them some spiel about your deep-seated insecurities which don’t really exist because - let’s face it - you’re awesome. Feeling bad for you, Lily talks you up to the girl, who then agrees to go get coffee with you. And it… is… on!"