April 2010
6 posts
itskatherinemae:
chasaywahh:
Awh, this is cute <3
Beautiful.
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“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not...
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
9 posts
Marshall: Whoa...
Barney: What?
Marshall: *Reads text from Ted* I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend.
Barney: I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend?
Marshall: Why in the world would Ted text a girl he barely knows, that he sometimes has gay dreams about me?
Barney: Whoa, whoa, slow your roll. YOU? He's clearly talking about me!
Marshall: Dude, it's me. I'm his best friend.
Barney: Okay, ONE, that has never been proven. TWO, if any one were to have gay dreams about one of us, it would be me. I mean, look at me... Now look at you. A still-in-the-closet-80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess.
Marshall: Here's the thing Barney- I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning, wrapped in a comforter when it's raining outside, and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly BITCH, deal with it!
Barney: I work out everyday. If there's one thing we know about Ted, it's that he likes a nice body. This body would rock his world.
Marshall: Ted and I have a history. I know what he likes. There are things I could do to him that would blow his mind... Why do we keep trying to have sex with Ted?
Barney: I don't know. It's weird.
Step One: Tell a meddlesome female friend about the playbook. Step Two: Run play...
– HIMYM 5x08 - The Playbook (via howimetyourmother)
January 2010
5 posts
Nature
The ground is held i n place by the major mountains. It has the rocks for bones, the rivers for veins, and vegetation for it coat. Its flesh is the earth— the top two and a half feet of soil that things grow in. Beneath lies the ground itself.
-Chang Hua
December 2009
50 posts
A "blue moon" is when there are two full moons in...
ohyeahfacts:
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I CAN BREATH!
So like for these past couple of hours I could NOT breath out of my right nostril. It was bothering me so much! Then once nikki left my house, I went to the kitchen to blow my nose. Minutes upon minutes went by and nothing came out. Then, lo and behold, mr.snot came out. I was soo relieved. I went up the stairs smiling :)
this reminded me of something my 7th grade teacher, Ms. Decker, used to...
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You’re completely unaware of the effect you have on me.
– Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl (via quote-book) (via raineni)
Nearly Obsolete by Abby, shes awesome xD
abby’s tumblr=achukachu: I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD ONE TILL TODAYY >_<
Ah, a random song I made:
Searching in a world with a bunch of fish
Hysterically fries my brain
It’s as if anyone can be your frog prince
It makes my frame insane
Old fashion courting is nearly obsolete
Too many women open themselves too much
Too many men rush too much for lust
Oh today, everybody is...
i also want to watch
sherlock holmes
like right now.
:)
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“what do you get when you divide taylor squared? A lot of happy boys and girls”