“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.”
-Bob Marley
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Alex- Sha-Obama-Nay-Quee wtf 0.o
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| Marshall: | Whoa... |
| Barney: | What? |
| Marshall: | *Reads text from Ted* I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend. |
| Barney: | I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend? |
| Marshall: | Why in the world would Ted text a girl he barely knows, that he sometimes has gay dreams about me? |
| Barney: | Whoa, whoa, slow your roll. YOU? He's clearly talking about me! |
| Marshall: | Dude, it's me. I'm his best friend. |
| Barney: | Okay, ONE, that has never been proven. TWO, if any one were to have gay dreams about one of us, it would be me. I mean, look at me... Now look at you. A still-in-the-closet-80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess. |
| Marshall: | Here's the thing Barney- I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning, wrapped in a comforter when it's raining outside, and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly BITCH, deal with it! |
| Barney: | I work out everyday. If there's one thing we know about Ted, it's that he likes a nice body. This body would rock his world. |
| Marshall: | Ted and I have a history. I know what he likes. There are things I could do to him that would blow his mind... Why do we keep trying to have sex with Ted? |
| Barney: | I don't know. It's weird. |